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Foetal Attraction.

Foetal Attraction

Affairs, Hollywood, How to be a mother

My satire on the trials and tribulations of pregnancy, lust, love and the occupational hazard of the single girl – falling in love with a married man. It’s one of the books I most enjoyed writing. If you’re up the duff, or even just contemplating stretching your vagina the customary five kilometers, this book will tell you what to expect when you’re expecting. This was my ‘break through’ book in Britain. And, I hope it will ensure you break your waters laughing. I’ve sold the rights many times, to the BBC and to various independent producers, but it is still in cinematic gestation.

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Wildly, painfully funny – the jokes pop up like ping-pong balls in a bingo hall.”

– Sunday Times

“I adored Kathy Lette’s novel. It is utterly outrageous, irreverent and screamingly funny.”

– Jilly Cooper

“It’s an answerphone on, feet up, family-size-bar-of-Dairy-Milk sort of novel… hilarious.”

– Guardian

“Buy this book – give it to every woman of child-bearing age you know. She will be maternally grateful. It is funny and profoundly moving”

– Sue Townsend

1 Comment

  1. Paul Johnson
    November 3, 2016 at 2:18 pm · Reply

    Have a long wolf whistle, can I push it and offer a big hug to

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