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Archive for October, 2019

No ifs or butts…

Posted on October 26th, 2019 · Posted in Sex, Women

Bottom cosmetic surgery is a bum steer. It’s time to talk about the bottom line. No, not the financial one. The cheeky one. The one you’re sitting on. When I.. read more

Thanks for the mammaries

Posted on October 20th, 2019 · Posted in Women

As the mammogram nurse squished my breast between two cold slabs, I cried out as if in the Inquisitioner’s torture dungeon. “The trouble is, your breasts are sitting very close.. read more